If you are afraid of life , you are scared to live.

A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of Knowledge , provided you’re willing to learn something new.

Love your girl like you love your coffee Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

I speak my mind . I never mind what I speak.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “ I want 2 impress that beautiful girl,which machine can I use?’ Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nonody so when I see stupid crap people post, ican like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

Jealous of my parents…  I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Beauty fades after times, But personality is forever!

Is your life boring ?yes? Then type “I love’ And send it to all your Relatives! Your life won’t be boring anymore! :p

INSULT & WIFE are somewhat similar …. They always look good … If it is not Yours.

Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this them you got lucky.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp … From now on my status would be ***no status*** or just a smiley..

I am neither batman nor superman however I am superhero for my women…!

I wish my parents were like google .they should understand me even before I complete.

They forgot to put hot sauce packets with my order even though I specifically asked for them.

Parking lot near my Destination was full. Now I have to park a block away and walk.

I don’t Know how to play the Guitar.

My mouse used to click much louder.

The volume on the video I’m watching is too low and I can’tTurn it up Anymore.

I have over 1000 channels , and yet…. there’s Nothing On Tv!

I have to many notifications.

My laptop feels too warm on my knees when I use it in bed.

Ahh, I slept on my Neck. The Pain!

My life is just freaking Awkward.

When I torrent a song , it doesn’t come with the artwork.

When your Alarm Doesn’t Go off.

It’s Humid Out And my Thumbs are sticking across my touch screen.

My car Doesn’t play cds, Only cassette Tapes.

There’s not Enough time in the day … Yet , I’m on facebook .

Sometimes the commercials on tv Are louder than the show , So I have to make it softer and then Louder Everytime.

I Retied one of my Shoes too tight . Now I have to Retie the other one.

We have too Much food in Our Freezer so when we open it stuff falls out.

I Had to Walk up the Escalator.

Cutting myself While shaving.

My favorite Band just broke up!!!

Whenever I see  A top , I immediately My Hands under them , Even if They’re Not Automatic.

Buying A new DVD . Tons of Unskippable warning and previews. 

Downloads new songs for road trip play list . Forgets to sync ipod to computer.

Type in user name .notice type 1/10 second after hiting enter.

My garage door opener Didn’t work when I got Home , So I had to park my car outside. Where it rains.

Why Do I Always wake up tried and fall asleep wide awake.

You can do anything, but not everything !!!!

I enjoy when people shows attitude to me !!!

You should never play with someone heart!!!

If you don’t care , stop talking about it !!!

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !!!

My dream is to fly… over a  rainbow.. so high..

Don’t compare me with anyone . I am original !!!

I don’t change  , I just grew up . youshud try it once  ;)  

Always spend your valuable time with your self….

Awesome yehmausambadaaaa <3

Beauty fades after times, but personality is forever!!!

When I am good I am best, when I am bad I am worst!!!!

The secret of life is not to do what you like , but to like what you do.

Life is like photography, you  use the negatives to develop.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says  I’m alcoholic. But …when I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

When you think there is nothing left in your life just keep working hard until you die  J

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

People like me great. People don’t like me great .As long as I like myself that all that matters.